Note to self: Eating 3 Lean Gourmet meals does not = a lean meal...

Just made about 25-30 lbs of Beer Chili.... I want to send my deepest apologies to my future self who has no future beyond the toilet...

If someone would just develop a container that EASILY dispenses relish onto a hot dog, they would become a VERY rich man...

I have an important secret to tell everyone... I am a never-nude....

The DC Earthquake photo: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqelt0fQ2x1qcb5foo1_500.jpg

If only I could get in shape to run....

I kinda want to go on a date and ONLY use Anchorman quotes just to see how it goes.... Just curious...

My brother and I just completed watching all 31 episodes of Tom Goes to the Mayor IN ONE NIGHT... I'm proud of our amazing achievement..

Oakley and I just got the 50 mcnugget meal, yet they still enforced the 6 sauce limit... Assholes..

Yay! Just got my account suspended from my ISP thanks to my "alleged" torrenting habits.. Have to sign a paper in the morning...

I have made a loaf of bread and it has risen!!

We still have no power from last night's storm.... :(

My idiot neighbors were outside yelling at 60 mph winds and giant storm. Is it bad I was hoping for natural selection to run its course?

Attention all idiots. It is 10:25 CT, not 9:25.... Yours truly , savings time from the daylight...

Wow. Kalemsoft Media Player is awesome on the Pre!! A MUST have if you have preware... Best remote access I've ever seen!!

NEW GIVEAWAY! Super easy to enter!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbT6cs0e1IU