Monday, September 26, 2011

Note to self: Eating 3 Lean Gourmet meals does not = a lean meal...

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Just made about 25-30 lbs of Beer Chili.... I want to send my deepest apologies to my future self who has no future beyond the toilet...

Sunday, September 4, 2011

If someone would just develop a container that EASILY dispenses relish onto a hot dog, they would become a VERY rich man...

Sunday, August 28, 2011

I have an important secret to tell everyone... I am a never-nude....

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The DC Earthquake photo: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqelt0fQ2x1qcb5foo1_500.jpg
If only I could get in shape to run....

Friday, August 5, 2011

I kinda want to go on a date and ONLY use Anchorman quotes just to see how it goes.... Just curious...

Thursday, July 21, 2011

My brother and I just completed watching all 31 episodes of Tom Goes to the Mayor IN ONE NIGHT... I'm proud of our amazing achievement..

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Oakley and I just got the 50 mcnugget meal, yet they still enforced the 6 sauce limit... Assholes..

Monday, April 25, 2011

Yay! Just got my account suspended from my ISP thanks to my "alleged" torrenting habits.. Have to sign a paper in the morning...

Sunday, April 24, 2011

I have made a loaf of bread and it has risen!!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

We still have no power from last night's storm.... :(

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

My idiot neighbors were outside yelling at 60 mph winds and giant storm. Is it bad I was hoping for natural selection to run its course?

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Attention all idiots. It is 10:25 CT, not 9:25.... Yours truly , savings time from the daylight...

Friday, January 28, 2011

Wow. Kalemsoft Media Player is awesome on the Pre!! A MUST have if you have preware... Best remote access I've ever seen!!

Saturday, January 15, 2011