Is there some kind of universal law that says: "When thou gains much wealth, many things will break & repairs shall take that wealth away"

HAHAHA!!! http://ping.fm/atQ8M

I'm not going to lie.... I may have picked up season 1 & 2 of Land of the Lost..... I may be watching it right now.... :)

Just saw my first pre-video advertisement on a youtube... WONDERFUL..... FUCK YOU YOUTUBE!!!

Today Billy Mays is selling Oxiclean to Angels.

Yes, I got pulled over. Yes, I was speeding. No, I did not get a ticket. (I know how to sweet talk my way out of any situation.)

I'm up and streaming again..... YAY! http://bit.ly/zanelive

Some asshole is prank calling my brother. I want my ZANIAC ARMY to harass the hell out of them!! Call 630-310-0228 and GIVE THEM HELL!!!

Wow! I just slept for 14 hours...... WTF!!

Opening up the App Store and seeing 6 updates feels like Christmas all over again :)

Every time I check my Myspace, I feel like I am visiting that ex-GF that I really didn't break up with, but just kinda stopped calling.....

My 13" Apple Macbook Pro Unboxing!! (includes sexy Megan Fox pictures....) http://ping.fm/7HmsX

Beejive 3.0 with PUSH notification for the iPhone is live NAO!! UPDATE!! UPDATE!!

Full Tonight Show Episodes on Hulu = Pure Bliss....

Hacked my iPhone to run internet tethering! Who's the man? Oh ya... I'm the man!!

Got an iPhone or iTouch? Download Tweetdeck NOW!! Just Released!! http://bit.ly/782DN

Got an iPhone or iTouch? Download Tweetdeck NOW! Just Released!! itms://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=318518757&mt=8&s=143441

Holy Shit! This guy takes creepy to a WHOLE other level!! http://ping.fm/vyOy8

http://ping.fm/XSOzM Ya.... I just blew your mind....

I just spent 6 hours pricing stuff for my upcoming rummage sale.... I want to be 6 years old again....

Found a Hidden Gem!!! You didn't get the link from me..... http://ping.fm/OUlb7

Vote for me as the world's Hottest Tweeter!! http://ping.fm/oTzlL

STEPHEN TYLER PJs!!!! STEPHEN TYLER PJs!!!!!

THE INTERNETERWEBS ARE ACTUALLY WORKING TONIGHT AT WORK! *insert funky monkey dance here*

Who wants to watch me smear peanut butter all over my face?? http://ping.fm/eiIDH

Twitter is useless....? http://ping.fm/GxnMD

Bustin out some Rockband 2 on XBL...

Streaming live for 30 minutes before work.... Check in you DON'T have Herpes..... http://ping.fm/2wOnj

X-Files Season 6... Meet Zane Savage :)

Just got back from a campfire with my little cousins... i smell like smoke....... :(

HDTV blown to smithereens!!! http://ping.fm/dkx7z

1 Man, 1 Sandwich http://ping.fm/M9y3o

Am I the only one who does the ancient "Aztec Pleasedontcrash Dance" when I get Vista Updates?

Meow-zilla Firefox!! http://ping.fm/7AiKR RATE 5 CHEEZBURGERS!!

Haha! The site Gizmodo has totally bit the dust!!