My view on the new Ustream Layout! http://ping.fm/WwNq7

Tomorrow, I will make a video addressing the whole Ustream/IRC fiasco....

Heroes Season Finale in 7 minutes!! I'M PUMPED!!

HAHA! Check out this fan video from the winner of the iPod Contest! CRAZY! http://ping.fm/N19A7

Hello Internet World. Remember me? That crazy guy who used to stream and give away tons of stuff?

Haha! Classic! http://ping.fm/Ovjxz

/me yawns. I got the whole day ahead of me... What should I do...?

Bleh! Just woke up at 2:30 in the morning... I'M ALL OFF SCHEDULE!!!

Just got attacked by a windy parking lot. Us fat guys hate wind. We wear big shirts to conceal body definition and wind shows the goods...

Today is a GSD day. "Get Shit Done" Day

Streaming due to boredom... http://ping.fm/mf8fV

watching 30 Rock.... This is definitely one of my favorite shows in the last 5 years!

Zane Destroys Technology: Part Deux PREVIEW!! http://ping.fm/leUWl

correction: I will upload the preview video TOMORROW!!

Just got done editing a sneak preview of "Zane Destroys Technology: Part Deux". Should be posted up on ZaneVlog in about 30 minutes..

Happy 420 Everyone! May everyone realize that the laws against marijuana are ludicrous and based off of opinion instead of facts.

Myspace's "App Gallery" is reminiscent of that steaming pile of matter the neighbor's dog left on my lawn.....

Just woke up and totally cravin' some Teddy Grahams.

Good God! Just went to Myspace for the first time in a while. That site has just got junky and pathetic....

WOW + Basshunter = Nerdgasm

Unfollowing a ton of celebrities that flood on Twitter. Why did I follow them in the first place?

Anyone attracted to the young Omish women that paroose through Walmart? I WANT ONE!!!!

Still judging entries into photoshop contest. Winner will be announced soon....

GIVING AWAY THE IPOD NAO!!! http://bit.ly/zanelive

LIVE STREAM in 45 minutes! Announcing the winner of the iPod! You can still ENTER!! http://ping.fm/pSKrv

Winner will be chosen TONIGHT! Enter while you still can!! http://ping.fm/3WvcN

Jesus wants you to watch me LIVE right now... wait... should that be past tense?.... http://bit.ly/zanelive

iPod Contest ends TOMORROW! Enter ASAP!! http://ping.fm/3WvcN

Haha. Gizmodo story of a town about 30 minutes from me... :) http://ping.fm/FpmtH

Internet is out again at work.... 8 Hours with nothing but World of Goo and Apple Chess... FML

It's scary how similar the old and young Angelas look in Heroes....

Internet is out at work... :( If I tilt my laptop at a 47.3 degree angle and stick out my tongue, I can get one bar of the neighbor's wifi.

I'm going to clean up my twitter account. I have looked at some old tweets and I feel like a spammer. BETTER TWEETS TO COME!

If you haven't already, download and install "Personas" for Firefox. http://ping.fm/291ld

Last chance to own Zane Savage's old iMac! http://ping.fm/33qba

A couple of my auctions end in a few hours if anyone is interested: http://bit.ly/q4DXz http://bit.ly/I5cD

Haha!! Great Entries so far!! http://ping.fm/3WvcN

Wow. Just took a look at the 14 year old Apple Newton... It is scary similar to the Kindle...

Wow. My video is the 75th most responded of all-time in Tech on YouTube.. :) http://ping.fm/3WvcN

OMG!! 80's GOLD!!! http://ping.fm/EcaUL

I am talking LIVE right now at http://ping.fm/zGYbi

OMG!! ZANE SAVAGE IS LIVE!!! http://ping.fm/Hw1Me

I am going LIVE for a little bit.... http://ping.fm/Hw1Me

Found a spectacular British show on Netflix Instant Viewing called "The IT Crowd"!!! A must watch for all nerds!!

Setting the goal of getting over the 1000 sub mark by the end of May.... http://ping.fm/EkqUY

Geez! Gaining subscribers like crazy!! http://ping.fm/EkqUY

Fine guys. Here are the auctions I have up so far. More to come tomorrow night. http://bit.ly/I5cD http://bit.ly/q4DXz

Selling all my PCs and G5 iMac on eBay to get a new 24" iMac. Haven't decided if I want to sell "The Dominator" yet.. Talk me into it :)

Just topped 500 followers!! Thanks Twitter peeps!!

Got Alien, Aliens, and Alien 3 ready to watch... This is my first time watching them.... criticize away....

Personal Garbage.... http://ping.fm/6uT6o

catching up on some classic Eiffel 65....

Thank you random BSOD during the writing of an important document. You push me day by day closer to going all Mac...

Twitter is having some MAJOR avatar fails tonight!! #avatar #twitter #fail

Just a reminder to enter to win a free iPod!!! http://ping.fm/3WvcN

Just got back from a party with 4 beers in me.... not even buzzed....

Left Party 934 due to not benefiting at all from the deal. I did not inherit any new listeners from the station. Looking for new avenues.

Zane Savage is no longer doing a radio show on Party 934.

Enter to win an Apple iPod before you forget!! http://ping.fm/3WvcN

Zane Savage is no longer on the Wyldryde network. My new irc info is chat1.ustream.tv #zane !!!!

Bored? Why not win a new iPod? http://ping.fm/3WvcN

Just went to McDonalds at 1:00 AM to get Chicken McNuggets..... I have an addiction....

Don't forget to enter for a NEW iPod!! http://ping.fm/3WvcN

Chris needs viewers and he will give away 2 Macheist Bundles!!! http://ping.fm/5NI12

Some GREAT entries so far in the "iPod Giveaway" Contest!!! http://ping.fm/3WvcN

Apple iPod Giveaway!!!! http://ping.fm/3WvcN

I am giving away a new iPod if anyone is interested... http://ping.fm/3WvcN

400MB YouTube Upload has been stuck at 99% for 20 minutes.... It's time's like these I understand the rage behind murder....

Will be giving away this iPod VERY soon!! http://ping.fm/w9yFI

I have a crazy idea.... it would take a lot of work..... hmm....

Griffin sent an extra nano 3G case with my iPhone Clarifi case..... Is it compulsive that I am looking on eBay to fill that empty nano case?

If you didn't figure it out, my YouTube channel was NOT hacked. It was all an April Fools joke. Please stop emailing me about it :)

What was your favorite April Fools joke of the day? REPLY!

I got an email w/ the subject line "Jennifer Love Hewitt's breast implants fitting hidden pics" MUST CLICK SPAM LINK!!