Oh God! Zane is going to talk about his passionate hatred for internet trolls! Well, not necessarily. This little column or "blog" as some people chronicle it, is about what goes on in the mind of a mentally insuperior individual using this tool we call the internet.
As many of you know, my intelligence is that of a Nuclear physicist on crack. But I often wonder what a person is actually thinking as they type the words, "Your a fat ass nugget that likes doughnuts". Correction, "YOUR A FAT ASS NUGGET THAT LIKES DOUGHNUTS". I have made a list of possible thoughts going through the head of this "internet user".
1. *God damn, I am getting kinda fat. My ass itches. I found the golden nugget on level 43! I could really go for a doughnut right now....wait who is this Zane Savage guy....(insert verbal diarrhea here).
2. *I was picked on soooo bad in high school....holy cow, you mean I can pick on people of higher power with an anonymous identity and no consequences? COUNT ME IN!*
3. *God I wish I hadn't stick that enormous dildo in my pooper....."
4. *Wow, I'm really jealous of this amazing model of a man named Zane Savage. I will never be as monumental, intelligent, or most of all beautiful as him. I'm gonna try to bring him down a notch"
These are just a few of my guesses of what goes on in those empty things they call heads. The irony of it all is I kind of enjoy morons as long as I am in the right mood. To see someone cower in their own pool of piss because it was pointed out the painful obvious personal circumstance the imbecile is in, is just relaxing in and of itself. So before you go out and call your favorite internet celeb a "Fag eating shit bag", just remember, God hates you :)
Zane
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