@Hulu Plus, smart move going back to 2 Ads per break... I had my finger on the cancel button there for a while...

Nerd Smack Talk: Yo momma's so fat, she used Fat Booth on the iPhone and came out thinner... Ohhhhhhhh!!!

Just a heads up for you Xbox 360 users out there.. The update noticeably improves performance and fixes the Netflix color problem..

Ahhh.. A refreshing mid-day nap... I feel great...

Note to self: Eating 3 Lean Gourmet meals does not = a lean meal...

Just made about 25-30 lbs of Beer Chili.... I want to send my deepest apologies to my future self who has no future beyond the toilet...

If someone would just develop a container that EASILY dispenses relish onto a hot dog, they would become a VERY rich man...